News update (1/28/10):

I have just posted the first new article of the new year. Enjoy.


My name is David. This is my website. The content of this site was written by my evil alter ego Leroy Johnson, who is an idiot. Leroy has many opinions, most of which are likely to offend somebody and none of which have any intellectual merit. So if you find anything on this site you deem offensive, tasteless, or just stupid (which is most likely), what can I say?

Sorry about Leroy!



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